By which I mean, the massive picture windows of the store look directly, and almost exclusively, out onto the entrance of a strip club.
There just has to be something funny to say about that ...
right?
Monday, May 18, 2009
Noted
The third largest (nice) Whole Foods in the country is about to open immediately across from Chicago's "finest" adult entertainment venue, VIP's.
By which I mean, the massive picture windows of the store look directly, and almost exclusively, out onto the entrance of a strip club.
There just has to be something funny to say about that ...
right?
By which I mean, the massive picture windows of the store look directly, and almost exclusively, out onto the entrance of a strip club.
There just has to be something funny to say about that ...
right?
That view is going to really clog traffic at the "Bath Salt Bar", if you know what I mean.
ReplyDeleteThis gives VIP's several new advertising possibilities:
ReplyDelete"Looking for luscious melons?" "Come squeeze our peaches." And so on.
I am mostly excited about going to the 3rd largest Whole Foods in the country. Does that make me lame?
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