Ghost Post

This just in from Weinberg

VOICE-OVER: His foreskin petitioned to have itself reattached to him.

When bread touches his lips, it becomes unleavened.

On Yom Kippur, God asks HIM for atonement.

He became a man when he was Bar Mitzvahed. Right there! DURING his Bar Mitzvah.

A great miracle took place when he made a single drop of cologne last for eight days. THAT is how Hannukah began.

Out of respect, Jackie Mason dials it down a notch whenever he's around.

He can read Hebrew right to left...or left to right. Either way.

He once got Eilie Wiesel to laugh at a joke. About the War.

The ark is opened-- when he stands.

He once fiddled. On a roof.

He is...The Most Intersting Jew in the World.

(INTERIOR SHOT: HE is seated at a table in a delicatessan, perhaps on the upper West side. He is surrounded by an attractive and multi-ethnic group of well-dressed young people who are clearly in awe of him. They whisper amongst themselves-- from their hand gestures and respectful glances, it is obvious that he is the subject of their conversation-- while he looks up and speaks directly into camera:)

"I don't always drink beer. You know....all that barley and hops make me gassy. But, when I do, I don't mind having a little bit of 'Dos Sheckys.' It's not terrible. I mean, if you don't have any, that's fine, too (SIGH)...I can just have some grapefruit juice." (HEAVIER SIGH). Dos Sheckys-- imported by Manishevitz USA. "Stay guilty, my friend."