The third largest (nice) Whole Foods in the country is about to open immediately across from Chicago's "finest" adult entertainment venue, VIP's.
By which I mean, the massive picture windows of the store look directly, and almost exclusively, out onto the entrance of a strip club.
There just has to be something funny to say about that ...
right?
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That view is going to really clog traffic at the "Bath Salt Bar", if you know what I mean.
This gives VIP's several new advertising possibilities:
"Looking for luscious melons?" "Come squeeze our peaches." And so on.
I am mostly excited about going to the 3rd largest Whole Foods in the country. Does that make me lame?
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