What Your Fave Classic Rock Band Says About You.

From McSweeney's. The whole list is killer, but here's a taste:

The Doors: You have been bitten by an animal while trying to get it stoned.

The Who: You own a Goldwing with a baby-changing station.

Crosby, Stills & Nash: You own an oversized hat.

Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young: You own three or more oversized hats.

Jefferson Airplane: You make your living buying and selling oversized hats.

Aerosmith: You know a store that still sells puffy Reeboks.

Van Halen: You have a Peeing Calvin bumper sticker on your Jeep.

Sammy Hagar: You have a Peeing Calvin bumper sticker on your Subaru Brat.

Bad Company: You have sustained several alcohol-related injuries involving sheetrock.

Journey: You own those running shoes that are shaped like feet.

Blue Oyster Cult: You have snorted cocaine off a copy of Type 2 Diabetes for Dummies.