Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Did Billy Write This?

Dr Pepper Will Give Everyone* in America a Free Soda If Axl Rose Releases New Guns N' Roses Album, Chinese Democracy, In 2008



*Guitarists Slash and Buckethead Will Not Be Eligible For Free Soda

PLANO, Texas, March 26 /PRNewswire/ -- Tired of a world in which
Americans idolize wannabe singers and musicals about high schoolers pass as
rock 'n roll music, Dr Pepper is encouraging (ok, begging) Axl Rose to
finally release his 17-year-in-the-making belabored masterpiece, Chinese
Democracy, in 2008.

In an unprecedented show of solidarity with Axl, everyone in America,
except estranged GNR guitarists Slash and Buckethead, will receive a free
can of Dr Pepper if the album ships some time -- anytime! -- in 2008. Dr
Pepper supports Axl, and fully understands that sometimes you have to make
it through the jungle before you get it right.

"It took a little patience to perfect Dr Pepper's special mix of 23
ingredients, which our fans have come to know and love," said Jaxie Alt,
director of marketing for Dr Pepper. "So we completely understand and
empathize with Axl's quest for perfection -- for something more than the
average album. We know once it's released, people will refer to it as "Dr
Pepper for the ears" because it will be such a refreshing blend of rich,
bold sounds -- an instant classic."

Show your support for Axl and get on the nightrain of encouragement at
http://www.chinesedemocracywhen.blogspot.com -

About Dr Pepper

Dr Pepper is a leading brand in the beverage portfolio of Plano,
Texas-based Cadbury Schweppes Americas Beverages (CSAB), a subsidiary
division of Cadbury Schweppes plc (NYSE: CSG). CSAB is one of the largest
producers of soft drinks and premium beverages in the Americas. CSAB's
brand portfolio includes Dr Pepper, 7UP, Snapple, Accelerade, Mott's Apple
Juice and Sauce, RC Cola, A&W Root Beer, Sunkist Soda, Canada Dry, Hawaiian
Punch, Schweppes, Diet Rite, Clamato, Mr & Mrs T Mixers, Holland House
Mixers, Rose's, Mistic, Yoo-hoo, Orangina, IBC, Stewart's, Nantucket
Nectars and other well-known consumer brands. For additional information on
CSAB and its products, visit http://www.brandspeoplelove.com.

4 comments:

Alvy said...

In other news, if McEnroe puts out another record, I will give everyone a one hit.

Jimmy Swingset said...

Another?

Shanghai Shecky said...

if the chinese stars puts out a record i'll stop with the one hits.

Alvy said...

Sorry Jon. You weren't supposed to find out about the first McEnroe record.

But Stein's vocals on "Chikaming Girls" are classic.