A. I love both those guys. Roger Ebert made intellectualism appropriate for "popular" movie reviewers at a time when Gene Shalit and Rex Reed were the standards of the day. And he used to be right about 95% of the time, though post-surgery he's down to about 82%.
B. That video made me love them MORE.
C. Richard Roeper should get cancer of the asshole.
hahahah it made me like them too. I have a soft spot for Ebert ever since I saw him at a screening of Austin Powers 3 and saw he wore "special" shoes. It was endearing.
A. I don't think I've ever agreed with Alvy so much. I'm truly humbled. B. Even though I am alternately haunted by Gene Siskel in this clip for his resemblence, both physically and rhetorically, to my mercifully long dead Uncle Bob, this supposed "fact" from wikipedia makes me like him just a tad, in absentia: Hated nothing more than to have a baby crying while trying to view a movie. He said he would pay any usher $10 to remove the baby and its parent from the theater C. Roeper is a cancer of the asshole.
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A. I love both those guys. Roger Ebert made intellectualism appropriate for "popular" movie reviewers at a time when Gene Shalit and Rex Reed were the standards of the day. And he used to be right about 95% of the time, though post-surgery he's down to about 82%.
B. That video made me love them MORE.
C. Richard Roeper should get cancer of the asshole.
hahahah it made me like them too. I have a soft spot for Ebert ever since I saw him at a screening of Austin Powers 3 and saw he wore "special" shoes. It was endearing.
A. I don't think I've ever agreed with Alvy so much. I'm truly humbled.
B. Even though I am alternately haunted by Gene Siskel in this clip for his resemblence, both physically and rhetorically, to my mercifully long dead Uncle Bob, this supposed "fact" from wikipedia makes me like him just a tad, in absentia: Hated nothing more than to have a baby crying while trying to view a movie. He said he would pay any usher $10 to remove the baby and its parent from the theater
C. Roeper is a cancer of the asshole.
Sorry, the first part of that Siskel "fact" was: Hated nothing more than to have a baby crying while trying to view a movie.
Alvy, how about a show called Ebert and Pelzer called "See you in Chemo!"
I don't even know who Pelzer is and I'm laughing out loud, as the kids say!
...and the firtst movie they review could be "finding chemo"
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