The man, the myth, the legend.
Friday, April 30, 2010
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Monday, April 26, 2010
Violent J Responds
I don’t know what Webster’s definition of the word “miracle” is, but we’ve always thought it meant something fuckin’ amazing and incredible. A fuckin’ special, awesome event of some kind. A great, wonderful thing. A fuckin’ miracle.
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I mean, yeah, we get it. It’s funny to people on the outside lookin’ in, seeing two clowns rapping about space and shit, while floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers. And SNL’s parody was off the hook hilarious. But when you step back and really look at all the genuine hate it got from everyday people, it’s hard to believe that so few got it.
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As for the infamous line, “fuckin’ magnets… how do they work?” Magnets were like magic to me as a kid. You could move things across the table without actually touching them! I found that shit amazing and I still do. If you don’t like that, have a dick for dinner.
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Be an individual, step out and away from the flow of the crowd. Take a time out, open up ya mind and then peep the giraffe. Try to appreciate some of these miracles, bitch.
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Fire Crotch Hitler
My darling wife and I were looking for something on our local police department website (everything's gonna be fine, no thang), and noticed among the community police officers this dedicated officer of the peace. She immediately said, "He looks like Firecrotch Hitler."Need you ask why I luv her?
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
I'm Getting Sucked In
They've come a long way from "I Stab People". At about 1:52 you will find the funniest couplet in rap history.
Saturday, April 10, 2010
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Friday, April 2, 2010
Happy Easter
Have you heard the good news? He is risen!
And by "he", I mean a terrifying giant bunny.
Thursday, April 1, 2010
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