Friday, May 29, 2009

Going to the Big House

Spector, 69, looked straight forward and showed no emotion as Superior Court Judge Larry Paul Fidler ordered a term of 15 years to life for second-degree murder plus four years for personal use of a gun.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Summer Gold '09

The sequel to last year's smash hit compilation.

Turn it up and rip off the knob!!


(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.

(704): I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"

(214): dude. I'm so drunk.
(972): pete, this is bryce's mom
(214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
(972): pete, this is still bryce's mom

(902): and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.

Texts From Last Night

Saturday, May 23, 2009

This is refreshingly awesome...

In my humble opinion.

Friday, May 22, 2009

Bono and George Michael like to party

Alice has been going through our pictures @ home lately and needless to say has found some doozies. I will be posting some over the next few weeks that are guaranteed to blow a few minds...especially if you remember a certain dynamic police duo by the names Ganz and Molesky.

Breaking Confectionary News

Coconut M&M's to be released this summer!

Happy Memorial Day Weekend From Gene Gene The Dancing Machine!

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Original Half-Wits

Following up on SS's post, here's the original from SCTV

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Half-Wits Redux

for all you old SCTV fans--this is a total rip, but Kristen Whig is a GENIUS

Beatbox Battle Wildcard Champion


Alvy's Allergy Update

I'm allergic to mold. We now return you to your regularly scheduled internet time wasting.

Monday, May 18, 2009


The third largest (nice) Whole Foods in the country is about to open immediately across from Chicago's "finest" adult entertainment venue, VIP's.

New Whole Foods under construction

By which I mean, the massive picture windows of the store look directly, and almost exclusively, out onto the entrance of a strip club.

There just has to be something funny to say about that ...


7 Years and 249 Days Later

We still remember the heroes of 9/11.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Simon and Muppets

It is worth noting that the first comment under this video was 'The Pig . . . Very strange'

Monday, May 11, 2009

In Case You Missed It

It's everywhere already, but a worthy followup.

Uke Round-up

Uke Zoologica, our celebration of the animal kingdom, was a wild affair indeed. Though Tony, Qucikdraw and I were the only Lake-Effectors in the house (we missed David & Eva, Welsh Rarebit, The Hitmaker!) there was more than enough eclectic uke animal madness to make for one of the best cabarets yet-with 17 acts and 4 hours of music.

C Everett Ukelstein opened the show with a spot on version of manu Chau's "Bongo Bim", and the highlights piled on quickly from there. Heather killed Heart's "Barracuda" with Tony & Mike power-riffing behind her, and Troy Martin offered a delightfully x-rated version of the "Doe-a-dear" song from The Sound of Music, featuring of course, a duck.... and an Oragutan. The Heavy Boxes were short one box, as Melanie was home studying for finals, so they piped her in on a laptop for an "Unforgettable" duet on "Somewhere Out There". Best newcomer went to Sexy Dave and his band of merry hipsters, who turned Ziggy Stardust into an animal parade..."God Given Bass" and the like. One major highlight of the evening came with Luke Bailey's set and "The Manitee Song"... The guy is an amazing player, performer, and comedian, and he brought the house down. Mariane and The Sure-Bet Quart/Oct-et closed the eveing with a full set, including a mind blowing version of "I am The Walrus" complete with trombone, piccolo, bells, and more.

The next cabaret, Ukers Wild! will be on Saturday, August 1, and each act will be asked to bring its own them for their set.

Friday, May 8, 2009

Friday Engrish lesson

A bit on the vulgar side, yes, but it's Friday!

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

It's about time

Pocket dj now on sale in US

I can't tell you how many times I've been out and about and thought, "Damn. If only I had a couple of handheld turntables."

Monday, May 4, 2009

My Caramel Sundae

It look like a dick, yes?