Brad

This kid's got a future.

Own Side Now

The Newest Singer

This cute little MFer needs a name. Pronto. Help us out.

Thursday Feature!

Represent!

Great small-town* newspaper stories I should have clicked on

From the Des Moines Register:

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Gallery

Eva's at it again.



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Happy Gorilla




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Howard & Lily Windmiller

Freakout Time

This test is totally weird, yet gave me an alarmingly accurate personal analysis. It took about a minute. You should try it.

Thursday Feature!

It's made of people! This license plate is made of people!!!

Yuks

Tina Fey has a book out called Bossypants. Here's what it says about it on Amazon:

Review
Once in a generation a woman comes along who changes everything. Tina Fey is not that woman, but she met that woman once and acted weird around her.

PRAISE FOR TINA FEY:

"You'd be really pretty if you lost weight." (College Boyfriend, 1990 )

"Tina Fey is an ugly, pear-shaped, overrated troll." (The Internet )

"Mommy, where are my pretzels?" (Tracy Morgan )

ADVANCE PRAISE FOR BOSSYPANTS:

"I hope that's not really the cover. That's really going to hurt sales." (Don Fey, Father of Tina Fey )

"Absolutely delicious!" (A Guy Who Eats Books )

"Totally worth it." (Trees )

"Do not print this glowing recommendation of Tina Fey's book until I've been dead a hundred years." (Mark Twain )

"Hilarious and insightful. Laugh-out-loud funny -- oh no, a full moon. No! Arrgh! Get away from me! Save yourself!" (A Guy Turning into a Werewolf )

Quiet On The Set!

Congrats to network TV director P. Charles Adelman! You can watch the episode here.

Once A Diva, Always A Diva