Friday, May 29, 2009
Going to the Big House
Spector, 69, looked straight forward and showed no emotion as Superior Court Judge Larry Paul Fidler ordered a term of 15 years to life for second-degree murder plus four years for personal use of a gun.
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Sunday, May 24, 2009
OMFG ROFLMAO
(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
(704): I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
(214): dude. I'm so drunk.
(972): pete, this is bryce's mom
(214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
(972): pete, this is still bryce's mom
(902): and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Texts From Last Night
(704): I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
(214): dude. I'm so drunk.
(972): pete, this is bryce's mom
(214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
(972): pete, this is still bryce's mom
(902): and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Texts From Last Night
Saturday, May 23, 2009
This is refreshingly awesome...
In my humble opinion.
http://www.blackcabsessions.com/sessions.php?id=1243002825&sort=chronological
Friday, May 22, 2009
Bono and George Michael like to party
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Monday, May 18, 2009
Noted
The third largest (nice) Whole Foods in the country is about to open immediately across from Chicago's "finest" adult entertainment venue, VIP's.
By which I mean, the massive picture windows of the store look directly, and almost exclusively, out onto the entrance of a strip club.
There just has to be something funny to say about that ...
right?
By which I mean, the massive picture windows of the store look directly, and almost exclusively, out onto the entrance of a strip club.
There just has to be something funny to say about that ...
right?
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Simon and Muppets
It is worth noting that the first comment under this video was 'The Pig . . . Very strange'
Labels:
his worst pre-80s song,
pre-Sting Lute Work,
wigs
Monday, May 11, 2009
Uke Round-up
Uke Zoologica, our celebration of the animal kingdom, was a wild affair indeed. Though Tony, Qucikdraw and I were the only Lake-Effectors in the house (we missed David & Eva, Welsh Rarebit, The Hitmaker!) there was more than enough eclectic uke animal madness to make for one of the best cabarets yet-with 17 acts and 4 hours of music.
C Everett Ukelstein opened the show with a spot on version of manu Chau's "Bongo Bim", and the highlights piled on quickly from there. Heather killed Heart's "Barracuda" with Tony & Mike power-riffing behind her, and Troy Martin offered a delightfully x-rated version of the "Doe-a-dear" song from The Sound of Music, featuring of course, a duck.... and an Oragutan. The Heavy Boxes were short one box, as Melanie was home studying for finals, so they piped her in on a laptop for an "Unforgettable" duet on "Somewhere Out There". Best newcomer went to Sexy Dave and his band of merry hipsters, who turned Ziggy Stardust into an animal parade..."God Given Bass" and the like. One major highlight of the evening came with Luke Bailey's set and "The Manitee Song"... The guy is an amazing player, performer, and comedian, and he brought the house down. Mariane and The Sure-Bet Quart/Oct-et closed the eveing with a full set, including a mind blowing version of "I am The Walrus" complete with trombone, piccolo, bells, and more.
The next cabaret, Ukers Wild! will be on Saturday, August 1, and each act will be asked to bring its own them for their set.
Friday, May 8, 2009
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
It's about time
Pocket dj now on sale in US
I can't tell you how many times I've been out and about and thought, "Damn. If only I had a couple of handheld turntables."
Monday, May 4, 2009
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