Battle of the Network D-Bags

Joe Satriani is suing Coldplay for copyright infringement. This would indicate he has a point:



Do Chrissy and Gwynnie listen to a lot of Satriani? Did he absorb the melody while browsing in a Limited Express? Is it possible that it's a coincidence (one that includes a 4-bar melodic phrase captured in its entirety, including key and tempo)?

And did he steal that jacket from the touring company of Les Miz?

Whaddya think? Best answer wins a kick in the yarblockos.