Sunday, May 2, 2010

Shit He Says His Dad Says

As I study for yet another test of my withering brain's ability to quickly soak up and retain lawz for a whole four hours, a colleague (i.e. someone doing an even worse job of staying on task than me) sent some of us a link, to lighten things up a lil. And it worked. On me.

To me, this stuff is rill, rill funny. Here's an amuse bouche amuse:
"A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."
"HIDDEN roaming charges? Jesus, Sprint has 'fucking people' down to a science, like they practice it in a fucking lab on mice first."


Alvy said...

"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor."

Might be on my tombstone.

Alvy said...

And isn't it the Penn test?

Anonymous said...


Biche said...

that Dad is consistently stays funny, no matter how deep you go on that site (as far as went, which was like only four or five pages)

And, umm, it's the Penn Central test, dude. Nice Googling, but citing a "Penn Test" could EASILY be confused with Penn Coal v Mahon, which also features prominently in the development of takings doctrine.

Actually...I think you know more about law than I do, and definitely more cost effectively.

ps screw you, BlanaMcIeroy1230, you dunna know diddly in any language. 85cc? CTFO