You'd think that a road trip through the middle of nowhere would offer the Hitmaker some protection against The Man and his fancy, I-can-clock-you-while-driving-toward-you around-a-curve-doing-80plus-my-damn-self, radar device.Negative on that.
As you can see, the Occifer was totally justified in protecting his fellow Nevadans' safety. Oh wait, no one there, just dust and tumbleweeds. "You know why I pulled you over?"
"Uhh, you're bored? Itchy mustache? Pissed about Britney losing the kids and wanna take it out on someone?"
For once, it wasn't me with the convicted lead foot. And while $177 for doing 88 in a 70 zone sucks, it ain't close to the current record $282 I piled up in Connecticut on a legendary Alvy Singers tour, and that was in a cargo van. No zippy red Mustang convertible for me, no sir. We were just thankful it wasn't during our top speed pass...
Don't ever forget: THE HEAT IS ON.
