Camp Biche - The Luxury Fitness Boot Camp in Southwestern France
"Camp Biche is the physically challenging fitness retreat -- with soothing spa amenities and pampering accommodations -- where you'll turbo-charge the attainment of your weight-loss and fitness goals."
While I completely endorse the use of my image from my previous life as cherished Disney character Bambi for the Camp Biche logo, I demand that iPhones be allowed at Camp Biche (paid for by the Committee to Allow Biche to Ejoy His iPhone Everywhere and Forever, Amen).
What is luxury fitness? How could I have missed out on the vital training necessary to ensure my ability to enjoy luxury? Who is on the President's Luxury Fitness Council? Arnold? Paris (Hilton, not Geller)? Cindy McCain?
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Please please please be sure to check out the benefits of the Camp Biche program:
http://www.campbiche.com/benefits.html
Specifically bullet point 3 or 4.
"The stress of the world is forgotten at Camp Biche – your room has no telephone, no radio, no television."
Weak.
The real Biche would never allow that.
Ooh! Based on the tag for this one, I'm hoping this turns into something like what happened with the gnome in "Amélie" where we'll get photos every day of Biche in some new place around the world.
While I completely endorse the use of my image from my previous life as cherished Disney character Bambi for the Camp Biche logo, I demand that iPhones be allowed at Camp Biche (paid for by the Committee to Allow Biche to Ejoy His iPhone Everywhere and Forever, Amen).
What is luxury fitness? How could I have missed out on the vital training necessary to ensure my ability to enjoy luxury? Who is on the President's Luxury Fitness Council? Arnold? Paris (Hilton, not Geller)? Cindy McCain?
Camp Biche's slogan:
"I'm not saying you're fat, but I'm not saying you couldn't lose some weight."
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