You did not pass that test, dave-o. It's the "mom-friendly" revolutionary baby head caliper. This is so not for you.I am glad to hear that imminent parenthood has not dropped your frequent shopping whilst high.
Even I am not depraved enough to get high to go crib shopping, though this fucking product made me feel like I was having a flashback....
Can someone more health-minded than me explain WHAT IN TARNATION this is for?
I think they should make the device look like a handlebar mustache. This apparatus is obviously for paranoid parents-to-be who love to spend money on plastic things. If wedding marketing focuses on your ego, baby marketing targets your deepest fears.As I've said many times, my mom's from the old country, if it can't be crocheted, baked or rendered from animal products - you don't need it.
I think there's some kind of syndrome where your baby sleeps in the same position all the time and makes one side of its head flat. I guess you use the calipers to determine if you need to buy a baby helmet. Actually could be sorta cute.
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