Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Whiter Shade of FAIL

what the hell

I realize I'm late to the party on this, but ctfo. He's rejuvenating his skin??? DuPont must need a new celebrity spokesface of terrifying whiteishness for their line of chemical peelers, "Dr. Hauschka's Jacksonizing Face Mask"

ps - evidently they have a new product to lighten the color of your eyes, too; take a close look at how dark brown his irises are in '08...yikes. hope there was a signing bonus for that.


Alvy said...

It doesn't look like he's "lightening his skin", it looks like he "dipped his face in water and flour".

One of the all time retards.

Tony B. said...
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Tony B. said...

"How can I ensure that absolutely no one in chicago remembers me fondly?"

He found the answer.

quickdraw said...

On the up side, he looks like he could have a promising career in acting now with all the trendy vampire shows.