Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Whiter Shade of FAIL


what the hell

I realize I'm late to the party on this, but ctfo. He's rejuvenating his skin??? DuPont must need a new celebrity spokesface of terrifying whiteishness for their line of chemical peelers, "Dr. Hauschka's Jacksonizing Face Mask"

ps - evidently they have a new product to lighten the color of your eyes, too; take a close look at how dark brown his irises are in '08...yikes. hope there was a signing bonus for that.

4 comments:

Alvy said...

It doesn't look like he's "lightening his skin", it looks like he "dipped his face in water and flour".

One of the all time retards.

Tony B. said...
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Tony B. said...

"How can I ensure that absolutely no one in chicago remembers me fondly?"

He found the answer.

quickdraw said...

On the up side, he looks like he could have a promising career in acting now with all the trendy vampire shows.