Thursday, April 3, 2008

I'm On a (Moderately Pornographic) Roll



From Margaret Cho's blog:

Donut Pussy

I had a new procedure called the "G-Shot," which is kind of like plastic surgery, kind of a body modification – but you don’t see it. It is on the inside. It isn’t something I would necessarily normally do, because I am very happy with my vagina the way it is. It is one of the finest in the world, and really needs little embellishment. It has served me well for many years and there are lots of miles left on it.

I got the G-shot as part of my new VH1 show, "The Cho Show," which I am filming right now and it is so fucking awesome you are going to just scream when you see it – I am so excited! Anyway, the G-Shot is an injection of collagen into your G-Spot that is supposed to enhance any kind of stimulation there. It is for women who have limited sensation in their vagina, which is me. My puss is more clitoral than vaginal. I am more into the outside than the inside. I am more about display than content. Whenever I go to a party, I tend to hang out on the steps rather than in the house and I never go into the backyard. And to keep the party analogy going, I don’t even have a G-Spot, per say, one place where the party is all centered, but there are lots of smaller events happening all over the area. Mine isn’t a G-Spot. More like a G-Block Party. My pussy is a lot like Coachella. There are a lot of bands hanging around waiting to play.

2 comments:

Simo said...

like the last two lines

ekm said...

Yeah, I read about this yesterday on our buddy Perez's website. I just don't get it. Why go #$%#^#&*ing around down in those parts when, according to MC's own description, she has no trouble gettin' her jollies? This gives me the creeps and it actually seems like a rather anti-feminist move, seeing as it harkens back to the now thoroughly debunked clitoral vs. vaginal organism nonsense. No, thanks.