What Your Favorite Rock Band Says About You, Part II
The Byrds: There is a thin layer of sand on the bottom shelf of your fridge.
The Band: You have misspelled your name while carving it into a picnic table.
.38 Special: You have a tattoo of an animal driving a vehicle.
Procol Harum: You have smoked hash through an antique rifle.
Heart: You have smoked chamomile tea through a hookah.
Joni Mitchell: You have accidentally eaten more than half of a scented candle.
Steve Miller Band: You have not yet figured out how to turn off the hourly beep on your digital watch.
Working backward, the entries for The Zombies and Jackson Browne are personally apropos. Not too shabby!