Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Tweets Of The Week

morgan_murphy Morgan Murphy
I bet she would have been found guilty if her name was Casey Anfernee

GarryShandling Garry Shandling
I've said it b4 and I'll say it again. I'll do a show called, "I've Got Talent," and each week the three judges can go fuck themselves.

JennyJohnsonHi5 Jenny Johnson
My stepson posted a Facebook pic of himself in the bathroom mirror with his cap backwards. Texas state law says I can drown him.

pattonoswalt Patton Oswalt
The term "fucking" is so vulgar. Can we start using "slap casserole"?

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