Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Tweets Of The Week

If Casey Anthony was found guilty & received the death penalty, I bet her last meal would've been 4 candy necklaces & a bottle of MD 20/20.

robcorddry rob corddry

On a scavenger hunt. Need to find a livery cab driver wearing a suit that fits him and a 1st generation Asian male that uses a Mac.

I forget, were the late 60s turbulent?

JennyJohnsonHi5 Jenny Johnson
Mickey Rourke looks like he's made entirely out of nipples.

TheOnion The Onion

WEATHER: Muggy in the upper 90s as a warm front yes kill her extends the heat wave with that knife until Tues

pattonoswalt Patton Oswalt
"Victim was working as a waitress at a cocktail bar. That much is true." CSI: HUMAN LEAGUE

Krashmouth Krashmouth
Popeye squeezed the can of spinach. But only novelty snake flew out! His heart sank when he saw Bluto putting petroleum jelly on a cucumber.

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